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Recording Car Crash Sound Effects
Sixteen years ago we recorded car crashes for 'Live Free or Die Hard' at a race track in San Bernardino, CA.
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Daughter sits on my extended knee in a painful way.
Wife: Careful there! I don’t know what I’d do without Papa!
Daughter: Well, you’d definitely need to figure out how to make his chicken.
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Fix Mac Mail loading private content
This is how I fixed my 'Your Network Preferences Prevent Content From Loading Privately' error without disabling all of my privacy settings.
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A new website
The one in which I decide to create a new website using Eleventy, the static site generator.
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2yr Old: Quesadillas don’t ride on the Dinosaur Train.
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Me: Kids! It’s bedtime! I don’t want to hear another peep out of you!
Two Year Old: Peep.
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I have “Troodon Night Train” stuck in my head… because of course I do.
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Two seasons of “The Great British Baking Show” and I still don’t quite have a handle on what is a “pudding.”
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My son’s favorite sentences now all seem to start with “Well, actually…” Not quite four years old, and already questioning authority.
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2yr Old: I broke my banana in my mouth!
Wife: That’s called biting.
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My son talking about the eggs I made for breakfast: “The yolk is soft! It’s not runny like when you have to blow your nose!”
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I watch far too much Daniel Tiger.
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20mo-old: RAWR!
Me: Woah! Scary! Who let the dinosaur in here?
20mo-old: I did! I did!
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From the world of exactly-no-one-is-surprised, Cappuccino Potato Chips are truly horrible. #badeats
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When your black cat gets into white paint and you’re cleaning paint swirls off the floor. #PepeLePew
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Just found #OrphanBlack. It’s blowing my mind. How many episodes is it ok to watch in one day?
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The length of time it takes the cat to figure out that there’s a new box in the house to be climbed in to.
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Favorite overheard question: What would happen if I put a piece of Dentyne Fire and Dentyne Ice in my mouth at the same time?
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“Cat! Stop eating my computer!” Who else besides me actually needs to say that?
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Early morning means questioning the existence of the 105 freeway while driving to the airport.
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Mountain apples are not very tasty. I would not recommend them.
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Finished a 17 mile kayak trip along the Na Pali coast. There isn’t single part of me that doesn’t ache. Just ate the biggest burger ever.
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You know you haven’t slipped into abject sloth when you shower and get dressed before 10am on your first Monday off from work.
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First day off in 55 days. Currently maximizing laying on the couch time.